Person: So what's your favorite book?
Me: 10 bucks says you've never heard of it.

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(via wizarddevon)

rachlzane:

day ruined

(Source: saansastarks, via walrusofyore)

bruises-for-tomorrow:

*forgets to remove makeup before going to bed*

*becomes the Winter Soldier*

(via walrusofyore)

(Source: garlogan78, via cartoonology)

kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

(Source: sometimes-alice, via kingchowderpuffii)

who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

(Source: youtube.com, via sepheran)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via penminai)

fyrus:

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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Monster trucks don’t deliver broken promises

(Source: gentlepufferfish, via nickblewit)

kittykichi:

when I was in kindergarten, I’m pretty sure I convinced a boy I was a mermaid.

kittykichi:

when I was in kindergarten, I’m pretty sure I convinced a boy I was a mermaid.

(via kittygorian)

Final Log: Our last chance to reprogram the AI lies with three kill discs. Retrieving one led to the loss of a few comrades and we were scattered. The zombies were everywhere. I rendezvoused at the drop point anyway, because despite all, I had my orders. The bubble shield I had saved my life more than once and allowed me to get in close quarters to kill zombies. It looks hopeless…despite all our efforts, I think we will be overwhelmed. I’ll take as many of those suckers as I can with me—

Transmission ended. Reboot.

Otterbot command ‘kill’.
execute command.

(Source: agayzel, via luweezy12)